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They got a lotta guys
Who think they got it goin' on
But nothing's ever a comparison, it's true
Now I can see
That I'm the only one you really want
And everything you need
Is everything I do
Any guy walk by, don't matter
'Cause I'm lookin' so much better
And I think you're gettin' way
Caught up in jealousy
I could have a supermodel
So could all my other brothers
You'll never, ever mean a thing to me
Chorus:
But you're glued...oh gross
You love me more than I could ever want
But you're glued...oh go
I'm satisfied with the girls I got
You're just not a girl
That I really need
Ugly girls aren't in magazines
But you're glued...you're still glued
They got a lotta dudes
Who dance in all the videos
But you prefer the way I do
The way I move
You're not that beautiful
And I just wanna let you know
That what I really need is prettier than you
Any guy walk by, don't matter
'Cause I'm lookin' so much better
And I think you're gettin' way
Caught up in jealousy
I could have a supermodel
So could all my other brothers
You'll never, ever mean a thing to me
Chorus:
But you're glued...oh gross
You love me more than I could ever want
But you're glued...oh go
I'm satisfied with the girls I got
You're just not a girl
That I really need
Ugly girls aren't in magazines
But you're glued...you're still glued
You're just never gonna get with me, no
You're way too glued
Now, really, can't you see
That you're the one - the ugly one
How could I ever feel that way?
You're never, ever comin' even close, no
So many girls are way comparable to you
Oh yeah...yeah
You don't want nothin' I don't got
I don't need nothin' from you
I can get more than you're giving me
So just stop everything you do
I'm all that, all that, and then some
But you're what I do not need
And you, girl, no place, no way
Could mean a thing to me
Chorus:
But you're glued...oh gross
You love me more than I could ever want
But you're glued...oh go
I'm satisfied with the girls I got
You're just not a girl
That I really need
Ugly girls aren't in magazines
But you're glued...you're still glued
But you're glued
(They got a lotta guys
Who think they got it goin' on)
You love me more than I could ever want
But you're glued
(Now I can see
That I'm the only one you really want)
I'm satisfied with the girls I got
You're just not the girl
That I really need
Ugly girls aren't in magazines
But you're glued (you're still glued girl)...you're still glued
CEREAL BOWL
(A.K.A Beautiful Soul)
I don't want a fatty Kellogs choice
I don't want just any Cherio
I don't want good food to go to waste
I want food in my cereal Bowl
I know breakfast is something special
To cereal I'm always faithful
Some Cocoa Puffs are all I ever needed
Waffle Crips for me, it's all for me
Chorus:
I don't want a fatty Kellogs choice
I don't want just any Cherio
I don't want good food to go to waste
I want food in my cereal bowl
Cereal, I want to taste
Cereal inside a bowl
I won't let another Krispie go to waste
I want food in my cereal bowl
My cereal bowl...yeah
Don't need no time to think it over
Fruity Pebbles are what I ordered
I changed my mind
Give me Cornflakes
I really need to try
Just every kind
Chorus:
I don't want a fatty Kellogs choice
I don't want just any Cherio
I don't want good food to go to waste
I want food in my cereal bowl
Cereal, I want to taste
Cereal inside a bowl
I won't let another Krispie go to waste
I want food in my cereal bowl
Am I crazy for cereal?
Maybe do you think I could have some more?
Waiting is a waste of time
Shredded Wheat is okay too
Frosted Flakes, give me some food
There is nothing I can't try
Chorus:
I don't want a fatty Kellogs choice
I don't want just any Cherio
I don't want good food to go to waste
I want food in my cereal bowl
Cereal, I want to taste
Cereal inside a bowl
I won't let another Krispie go to waste
I want food in my cereal bowl
I don't want a fatty Kellogs choice
I don't want just any Cherio
I don't want good food to go to waste
I want food in my cereal bowl
Oh, my cereal bowl
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah
My cereal bowl
Yeah
GET YOUR SHIRT ON
A.K.A Get Your Shine On
Everybody's at the party tonight
Not cool, they suck
'Til I'm doin' it right
Everybody's wishin' they could shine (uh huh)
Oh, not tonight, no
Did you know that I'm the only star?
So fine when I'm drivin' there in my car
Time to leave, Jesse, time to go out, yeah
It's your time to...
Chorus:
Get your, get your
Get your shirt on (shirt on)
Get your, get your
Get your pants on (come on)
Get your, get your
Get your socks on
(Too hot, too hot)
Get your, get your
Get your shave done (shave done)
Get your, get your
Get your hair done (come on now)
Get your, get your
Get your hot on
(I'm so dang hot)
Oh, oh
Oh yeah, yeah
What you doin' up against the wall?
I'm here, it's time to dance
Or I will be ditchin' you all
Everybody knows I'm dancin' on and on and on
I'm hot tonight, yeah
Drool a little...
I know you like it when I...
Don't I make you wanna...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
Chorus:
Get your, get your
Get your shirt on (shirt on)
Get your, get your
Get your pants on (come on)
Get your, get your
Get your socks on
(Too hot, too hot) OW!
Get your, get your
Get your shave done (shave done)
Get your, get your
Get your hair done (come on now)
Get your, get your
Get your hot on
(I'm so dang hot)
No, no, no
(Ooh) Everybody (ooh)
It's time to party (time to party)
Time to show what I can do (show what I can do)
Jesse, you should (Jesse, you should)
It makes you look good
You can, you will, you know
You've got the moves
Oh, c'mon
Oh, oh, get your shirt
Yeah, yeah
Yeah yo, mm
Oh yeah
Everybody's at the party tonight
Not cool, they suck
'Til I'm doin' it right
Everybody's wishin' they could shine
(hey c'mon)
Not tonight, no
Drool a little...
I know you like it when I...
Don't I make you wanna...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
Drool a little...
I know you like it when I...
Don't I make you wanna...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
Chorus:
Get your, get your
Get your shirt on (shirt on)
Get your, get your
Get your pants on (come on)
Get your, get your
Get your socks on
(Too hot, too hot) OW!
Get your, get your
Get your shave done (done)
Get your, get your
Get your hair done (come on now)
Get your, get your
Get your hot on
(I'm so dang hot)
Ooh, ooh yeah
Get your shirt on
Get your, get your
Get your shirt on
Get your, get your
Get your shirt on
(Too hot, too hot)
Get your shirt on (OW!)
Shirt on
Come on
Too hot, too hot, OW!
Get your, get your
Get your shirt on (shirt on)
Get your, get your
Get your hair done
Get your, get your
Get your hot on
I'm so dang hot
DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT CARDS
A.K.A Take Your Sweet Time
It's such a crime to want
A little money from me
'Cause I won't be fine
The sun will never shine on me
Whatever you do
Chorus:
Don't take my credit cards
I won't be here if you take my cards
Don't take my credit cards
Or I can't be here for you baby
Not again
Oh...
You're feeling me pull my cards
'Cause giving you money's not easy for me
So I'm gonna fly
With all my credit cards, I know
That you just can't go
Don't take my credit cards
I won't be here if you take my cards
Don't take my credit cards
Or I can't be here for you baby
Not again
You can never stand in my way
If ever my cards are stolen
I won't love you again
My cards will be my comfort every day
Do you hear the words I say?
Don't take my credit cards
I won't be here (won't be here) if you take my cards
Don't take my credit cards
Or I can't be here for you baby
Don't take my credit cards
I won't be here if you take my cards
Don't take my credit cards
Or I can't be here for you baby
Not again
Oh I won't be here
For you
I won't be here
Oh, I
Oh I won't be here
I won't be here
WITHOUT YOU
A.K.A Without U
You like when I whisper softly
Things only you can hear
That lead you on
Whoa
You like the foods that I like to eat
I make you feel like jumping
It's so wrong
Oh
You want this to last forever
Don't you ever leave?
Chorus:
I wish I could be without you
Eat without you
Flirt without you
Sing without you, Ugly
I wanna take a chance without you
Dance without you
Like playin' games without you, Ugly
I could fricken deal without you
Sleep without you
Walk in without you
Leave without you
Ugly I'm in need
To breathe
And I just wanna be
Without you
I hate it when your eyes watch over me
With a look I can really tell
You think you're mine
No
I hate the way that you find me
When I hide, you're in my way
It's such a crime
Yeah
You think we've got something started
You think it won't stop
Chorus:
I wish I could be without you
Eat without you
Flirt without you
Sing without you, Ugly
I wanna take a chance without you
Dance without you
Like playin' games without you, Ugly
I could fricken deal without you
Sleep without you
Walk in without you
Leave without you
Ugly I'm in need
To breathe
And I just wanna be
Without you
I'll throw up my heart
You make me feel green
You think you're just cake
You need to be with me
I locked up the door
You're just not good for me
I won't deny the truth
That I could always be without you
Chorus:
I wish I could be without you
Eat without you
Flirt without you
Sing without you, Ugly
I wanna take a chance without you
Dance without you
Like playin' games without you, Ugly
I could fricken deal without you
Sleep without you
Walk in without you
Leave without you
Ugly I'm in need
To breathe
And I just wanna be
Ugly I'm in need
To breathe
And I just wanna be
Without you
WHY DON'T YOU DUMP HER?
A.K.A Why Don't You Kiss Her?
She is your girlfriend
And she blabs her secrets
She smells everything that is on your mind (oh)
Jesse, nothing's changed
As you lie awake in your bed
She's the voice inside your head
You feel dead...
Chorus:
Why don't you dump her?
Don't you just hate her?
Why don't you let her see
The hatred that you hide?
'Cause she's too dumb to know
If you never show
She makes you wanna die
Oh, it makes me sick to listen to her
Other girls make her go on and cry, (oh)
Every time she's near
Everybody wants to go
She ruins the fun everyone knows
She's so gross
Why don't you dump her?
Don't you just hate her?
Why don't you let her see
The hatred that you hide?
'Cause she's too dumb to know
If you never show
She makes you wanna die
What would she say?
I hope that she would just go away
But she might promise me
That she'll always stay
I'm too sick to wait
I keep asking myself
Chorus:
Why don't you dump her? (tell her you hate her)
Don't you just hate her? (lock her in a freezer)
Why don't you let her see
The hatred that you hide?
'Cause she's too dumb to know
If you never show
She makes you wanna die
Why don't you dump her?
I should just dump her...
ARE YOU A FAN?
A.K.A What's Your Name?
Oh, oh, uh, uh
I turn around, you're there again
And suddenly you're gone
I kinda want your number
But I don't know if you're a fan
Now you're the kinda girl
Who makes me start to lose my pants
I wanna get together
But you're oh so hard to find
I see you when I'm at the party
As you're running out the door
I see you when I'm buying hair gel
When you're leavin' the store
I need an opportunity
There's something I wanna ask
I never seem to ever get the chance
Chorus:
Are you a fan, are you a fan?
Oh, I really wanna know
You've got me going lazy
And I want you more and more
Oh, hey, don't you know I'm for real?
I gotta figure out just what you feel
Are you a fan, are you a fan?
Oh, I really wanna know
'Cause every time I get there
It's right before you go
Oh, hey, if only you could be
I wanna ask your something
And get you knowin' me
Whoa...
I see you when you fall
You're hangin' out with all your friends
Not ready to make my move
You run before I get the chance
I know I got you trippin'
Thinking 'bout me day and night
But you can't to know me
If you're scared that I'm alive
I'm hangin' at the beach
And you are headin' to your car
I see you at my concert
Then the lights go dark
There's something I've gotta find out
If I ever get the chance
There's only four words I wanna ask
Chorus:
Are you a fan, are you a fan?
Oh, I really wanna know
You've got me going lazy
And I want you more and more
Oh, hey, don't you know I'm for real?
I gotta figure out just what you feel
Are you a fan, are you a fan?
Oh, I really wanna know
'Cause every time I get there
It's right before you go
Oh, hey, if only you could be
I wanna ask your something
And get you knowin' me
Oh, oh yeah
No, no, no, no
Oh...
Now wait up!
Oh, no don't run away now
I need to know if you're a fan, girl
Oh no, don't go, jeez!
'Cause I'm the one you need, yeah
(Hey, hey)
Oh no, don't go I've got to
Find out if you're a fan, girl
All I need is a chance
Gimme your phone number so I can ask
Chorus:
Are you a fan, are you a fan?
Oh, I really wanna know
You've got me going lazy
And I want you more and more
Oh, hey, don't you know I'm for real?
I gotta figure out just what you feel
Are you a fan, are you a fan?
Oh, I really wanna know
'Cause every time I get there
It's right before you go
Oh, hey, if only you could be
I wanna ask your something
And get you knowin' me
Chorus:
Are you a fan, are you a fan?
Oh, I really wanna know
You've got me going lazy
And I want you more and more
Oh, hey, don't you know I'm for real?
I gotta figure out just what you feel
Are you a fan, are you a fan?
Oh, I really wanna know
'Cause every time I get there
It's right before you go
Oh, hey, if only you could be
I wanna ask your something
And get you knowin' me